Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well. 

As I said before, I never repeat myself. 

Barney is what happens when you feed a smurf after midnight. 

Beheading is the ultimate loss of face. 

Clones are people two. 

Cogito ergo spud: I think, therefore I yam. 

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. 

Diplomacy: First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary. 

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. 

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. 

Entropy isn't what it used to be. 

Everybody is entitled to my opinion. 

Fame is proof that people are gullible. 

Freud Fantasy Gardens -- Id required. 

Friction is a drag. 

Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd. 

Give me ambiguity or give me something else. 

Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law. 

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 

He who throws mud loses ground. 

Heralds don't pun -- they cant. I am the nails that scrape the blackboard of your soul. 

I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words. 

I passed my Ethics course, but I cheated on the exam. 

"I think not." said Descartes, and *POOF!* he vanished. 

I think, therefore I am DANGEROUS. 

I think, therefore I thwim. 

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure. 

I used to have a life, then I got a modem. 

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 

If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.