HOLY LAND

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.

The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that 
They can ship the body home but that will cost over $5,000, whereas they 
Can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. 

The guy says, "We'll ship her home." 

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three Days later he rose from dead. I just can't take that chance."