|A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS|
666.01 -Any person with a valid rodent or rattle snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting (non-commercial) purposes.
666.02 -Taking of attorneys with traps or dead falls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is, however, prohibited.
666.03 -The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed to the nearest car wash.
666.04 -It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft.
666.05 -It is unlawful to shout "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
666.06 -It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 meters of BMW, Mercedes, or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoons.
666.07 -It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 meters of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs or hospitals.
666.08 -If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same.
666.09 -It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
666.10 -Bag Limits Per Day:
Yellow-bellied Sidewinders: 2
Author: LAWrence Becraft