Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-(  respectively. 

Well, how about some "assicons"? 

Here goes: 

(_!_) a regular ass 

(__!__) a fat ass 

(!) a tight ass 

(_*_) a sore ass 

{_!_} a swishy ass 

(_o_) an ass that's been around 

(_x_) kiss my ass 

(_X_) leave my ass alone 

(_zzz_) a tired ass 

(_o^^o_) a wise ass 

( _ E=mc2_) a smart ass 

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass 

(_?_) Dumb Ass 

You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at  your e-mail. 

This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?) 

Happy e-mooning!!! 

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